在寒冷的冬天，懒在床上是真的太舒服了吧，毕竟被窝和外面完全就是两个世界。小编为大家分享一篇懒床的幽默句子，赶紧收藏起来发朋友圈吧。
1、今天我的被子生病了，我要待在床上照顾它。Today, my quilt is ill. I'll stay in bed and take care of it.
2、床以外的地方都是远方，手够不到的地方都是他乡。
3、昨晚熬夜一时爽，今天不得不懒床。I stayed up late last night and had to be lazy today.
4、我有一颗早起的心，但我的床和被子不愿意啊。
5、我的身体离开了床，我的灵魂还在沉睡。
6、每天起床第一句，再睡五分钟。
7、早上不想起，这不赖我，赖床。I don't want to get up in the morning. It's not my fault. It's the bed problem.
8、起床是一种能力，懒床是一种技术，我能力有限，技术却很高。Getting up is a kind of ability, lazy bed is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but the technology is very high.
9、起床是一种能力，赖床是一种技术，我能力有限，技术却很高。
10、床以外的地方都是远方，手够不到的都是他乡。The places beyond the bed are far away, and the places beyond the reach of hands are all other places.
11、早起的虫儿被鸟吃，我不想被吃，所以我不起
12、一想到明天还有好多事要做，就只好睡到后天。
13、我这么可爱，为什么要起床。I'm so cute. Why do I have to get up.
14、为什么要起床，我昨天才起过床。
15、不要喊我起床，赖床是对假期最基本的尊重。
16、闹钟虐我千万遍，我待被窝如初恋。Alarm clock abuse me thousands of times, I stay in bed like first love.
17、懒床是对周末最起码的尊重。Lazy bed is the least respect for the weekend.
18、每天早上起床的第一件事，就是睡觉。The first thing to get up in the morning is to go to bed.
19、每天都被自己帅醒，难道长得帅的人不配睡懒觉吗？
20、每天早上一起床，就有一股睡午觉的冲动。Every morning when I get up, I have an impulse to take a nap.
21、地球不爆炸，床都不会下
22、闹钟存在的意义，就是让我换个姿势继续睡。
23、地球不重启，我就不早起，地球不爆炸，床都不会下。
24、春眠不觉晓，白天醒不了，晚上睡不着。When I sleep in spring, I don't know the dawn. Can't wake up in the day, can't sleep at night.
25、每天早上懒床都理解不了，前一天晚上为啥死活睡不着。Every morning I can't understand why I couldn't sleep the night before.
