1 When I"m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor"s dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
2 If you can"t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
3 A penny saved is a government oversight.
4 The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
5 The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
6 He who hesitates is probably right.
7 If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
8 The sole purpose of a child"s middle name is so he can tell when he"s really in trouble.
9 How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you"re on.
10 If ignorance is bliss, why aren"t more people happy?
11 Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
12 If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
13 You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
14 Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
14 Don"t cry because it"s over: smile because it happened.
15 We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
16 Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
17 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
18 Happiness comes through doors you didn"t even know you left open.
19 Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
20 I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
21 If not for STRESS, I"d have no energy at all.
22 Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
23 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don"t have film.
24 I know God won"t give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn"t trust me so much.
25 You don"t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
26 Dogs have owners. Cats have a staff.
27 We cannot change the direction of the wind... but we can adjust our sails.
28 If the shoe fits...buy it in every color
Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.
Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.
Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.
Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.
Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.
It can be inferred that you lack confidence in a victory over your rivals from the fact that you’re irritable against them.
From that you would get angry with your friends, we can conclude you still care about the friendship between you.
“ Something is out of our control, so we have to command ourselves.“ said Linghu Chong, a known character in a Chinese novel about persons adept in martial arts(武侠小说？）. Who is, however, fucking he?
Only till my natural deathuld I tell which of what I have been doing is right or wrong, so now I have to try to do well in everything, and then wait to die a natural death.
Some may be wicked, and some may be despicable. Only when I put myself in their position did I know they are more miserable than I. So forgive all that you have met, no matter what kind of persons they are.
“You couldn’t see my tears cause I am in the water.“ Fish said to water.
“But I could feel your tears cause you are in me.“ Answered water.
Happiness is accompanied by sorrow, and it would turn sunny after rain as well. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please take those farewells easy, and turn to smilingly look for yourself who is never to appear.
Like the outcome after an exam, death makes us aware of anything, That is, it’s too late to take a tumble.
When you were born, you’re crying but lookers-on were smiling. When you are passing away, you’re smiling but lookers-on are crying.
Man might think that few women fit him before his marriage, and contrarily when they get married.
Among thousands of people, you meet those you’ve met. Through thousands of years, with the boundlessness of time, you happen to meet them, neither earlier nor a bit too late.
Everyone has his inherent ability( power or capacity?) which is easily concealed by habbits, blurred by time, and eroded by laziness( or inertia?).
Be sure that you have never had any regrets in your life which only lasts for a few decades. Laugh or cry as you like, and it‘s meaningless to oppress yourself.
While our dream is confronted with the reality, you always feel painful. Just trample on the pain, or you‘ll be beat down by it.
A true love is what doesn‘t strive for busyness, for extravagance, for luxury, and moreover for hokum.
There is someone that is coming or passing away in your life around the clock, so you may lose sight of those seen, and forget those remembered. There is gain and loss in your life, so you may catch sight of those unseen, and remember those forgotten. Nevertheless, doesn‘t the unseen exist for sure? Will the remembered remain for ever?
It‘s true that we have been leading a difficult life, for we need not only to be under various external pressures, but also to be in the face of internal perplexities.You would be affected by the warmth of life if someone gives you a understanding look during your bitter struggle.Even a mere glance would make you moved and inpired.
I wouldn‘t care success or failure, for I will only struggle ahead as long as I have been destined to the distance. I wouldn‘t care the difficulties around, for what I can leave on the earth is only their view of my back since I have been marching toward the horizontal.
Penitence is something that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss itself and making a bigger mistake than mistake itself, so never regret.
The problems of your past,are you business.
The problems of your future , are my privilege.
You are the love of my life, everything I have
and everything I am
is yours,forever. 选自老爸老妈的浪漫史
To see a world in a grain of sand. And a heaven in a wild flower
2.Hold infinity in the palm of your hand. And eternity in an hour
3.Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment, not only about survival
4.Let’s write that letter we thought of writing "one of these days".
5.I love you not because of who you are,
6.Because of who I am when I am with you .
7.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is worth make you cry.
8.The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.
9.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
10.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
11.Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.
12.Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t
love you with all they have.
13.Don’t cry because it is over, smile,because it happened.
14.And forever has no end.
15.Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us.